The other day I got a call from a prospective client.

He wanted to “surprise” his wife with a weight loss session. He would just “bring her over to be hypnotized”.

What a nice guy!

Can you just imagine the conversation:

“Hey, honey… let’s go for a ride”, he says.

“What for?” she asks.

“It’s a surprise!!”, she exclaims.

“Ooh! I love surprises…!”, she coos.

They get to my office. “Well, honey, here we are!”

“Here we are… what?!?” she asks.

“Here we are at the hypnotist’s office!”, he explains.

“Ummm. For what, dear?”, she inquires.

“Well, honey… I thought you needed to shape up and
lose a little bit of weight”, he says. “He’ll put you out, and…”

*punch!*

She says, “You mean like that?!?”

I told him (nicely) that I wasn’t that interested.

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